Mostly, along with the hungry/lazy, I am still internally ranting over an encounter I had at the Bread Garden today. I was in line to order my tasty spiced chai tea (no milk in this stuff, but still good), and this tiny woman walks in and just goes in front of me! When the next barista was available, she pipes up to pay for her coffee.
I think: Um, excuse me, rude much?
I say: "I was actually waiting in line here."
Stupid little bitchface turns to me and says, "I actually pre-ordered, and I need to pay. I am late for work."
I think: Oh, you pre-ordered! You are late for work! Why didn't you say so! Oh, my yes, please jump in front of me! Your time is so very obviously more precious than mine! Ohh I was not impressed.
I say: "Well, it looks to me like you just jumped the line." I think: Don't make me step on you tiny person.
The barista is now looking at us all confused, and miss pushy-pants is trying to give her her debit card, so I say: "Go ahead and help her, it's obviously really important."
Arg! What I really wanted to say was, "Why the heck did you STOP FOR COFFEE if you are LATE FOR WORK!?!? Are you that fucking stupid/addicted to caffeine?!?" Also, "Regardless if you called in your freaking order or not, if there is a lineup at the counter, you WAIT in line!! What, are you new?!?"
There it is. My fruitless rage against stupid, rude people.
Don't worry, I will work out today, and I won't eat the contents of my cupboard. Oh, and I will get over my impotent rage. Honest.